im in a bad place rn... not mentally, I just live in the United States 💔

i made some slight adjustments to tucker carlson’s monologue about protesters

Lol

ultraviolet + infrared images of saturn, venus, jupiter and uranus by hubble

today i learned you either grow up to be an amy coney barrett kappa delta or a christine blasey ford kappa delta.

A 6-year old ballet student asked me today if I'm excited about getting my "Fauci Ouchie" soon, and I will now be referring to the covid-19 vaccine as only that, because it's the cutest thing ever.

i have no interests in playing videogames smartly. only strategy is to keep hitting them and pray they die before me. blocking is for cowards I simply quick roll out of the way

a dating app for people who have been vaccinated called Syringe

Giving people free donuts who got vaccinated is good, actually Additionally, fatphobia is bad, actually Please internalize these things, thank you, goodbye.

Medicine: “if you eat one doughnut, you will die” Also medicine: “yea, 28 hr shifts are totally safe and healthy for everyone involved.”

bring your eevee to work day

Vaccinated xkcd.com/2460

"Can you cover my shift Sunday?"

actually

blankies

Dream submarine rotation