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Imagine getting a boner over kier fucking Starmer

Pathetic cunts, no doubt they are riddled with Bonnie blues stds

Turkey flight?

Kids these days don’t give a fuck about the meaning of Easter anyway, they just want overpriced chocolate moulded into a fucking egg shape …

Cheers to the day my mamma squeezed me out in the carpark 46 friiken years ago 😬🥂🍾🎉🥰

Thank you so much for all the birthday love… another year older and nothings changed, I still love pretty sunsets, the word cunt and red flags

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Can always rely on twitter to make you feel better about yourself and realise you’re not a grubby cunt like these fuckers

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Anyone else middle aged feeling fucking knackered, tits drooping to their ankles, had kids so the vagina is no longer aesthetically pleasing, literally rolling eyes at every cunt that breathes and just wants to be left alone to mutate ??

Genuine question… is it illegal to shoot pigeons that constantly fuck in the trees in my garden above my fucking head, leaving pigeon spunk floating around that probably drops in my fucking pinot???

Most of you cunts prefer motorboating … I much prefer sail boating ⛵️

Eating a meal that tastes incredible yet probably smells like Katie prices battered old clunge is a win loose situation

Took some wicked photos at Santa pod this weekend but this is by far my favourite 🤣

I’ve unfortunately seen chicks flaps on here bigger then that slice of gammon

I’m a 46 year old women yet still feel the need to draw a massive cock and balls on a dirty builders van

Porn cocktrain

if you subscribe to chicks shoving vegetables up their assholes, jigglling their knockers around, or sharing their tuna dungeons with you yet won’t pay for the service charge in a restaurant .. I reckon that makes you a cunt

What I find the most amusing are the cunts that get offended by things I comment on yet they are happily commenting on how lovely womens assholes look, how pert their titties are and probably wanking off in the shed to a vagisil advert

you’re probably moaning that your ball bags are stuck to your legs In this heat but under my tits I’ve produced enough boob sweat to rehydrate a few families in Ethiopia