E.O. #00006 Mar 5, 2025 Through this executive order, we are mandating the Health Canada and PHAC (Canada's Health Department) to register all U.S. citizens for free Medicare in order to lift the 25% tariff on all the goods coming into the U.S. through Canada. We believe the citizens of

E.O. #00006: The Ocean Drainage and Space Umbrella Initiative Issued by: President Donald J. Trump Date: March 5, 2025 Subject: A Comprehensive and Totally Real Solution to the Climate Crisis. By the power vested in me as the greatest president in history, I, Donald J. Trump,

E.O. #00007: The Ultimate Tariff Battle Initiative Issued by: President Donald J. Trump Date: March 5, 2025 Subject: Total Global Tariff War on Everything That’s Not American. By the power vested in me as the greatest president in history, I, Donald J. Trump, declare a Total

E.O. #00008: The “Rename the Statue of Liberty to 'Trump Tower Freedom Beacon'” Act Renaming the Statue of Liberty In an effort to honor the true symbol of American greatness, freedom, and tremendous luxury, the Statue of Liberty will be officially renamed to "Trump Tower

E.O. #0009: The “Official Ban on Afghan and Pakistani Travel Due to Excessive Sheep Whispering” Act Section 1: Official Travel Ban Justification In a stunning revelation that has shocked the nation, it has come to our attention that both Afghanistan and Pakistan have been

E.O. #00010: The "Official Designation of Failed SpaceX Attempts as Federal Fireworks" Act Today, I am ordering the US National Treasury (Treasury Department) to pay Mr. Elon Musk the total amount in USD that SpaceX has spent on all failed launch attempts, previous or future ones,

E.O. #00011: The "Keep America Great Forever (KAGF)" and "No More Elections" Act After careful study of my mental and physical might, I, President Donald J. Trump, will abolish the 2-term limit for the presidency in the USA and therefore amend the constitution of this great

E.O. #12: The "Mars Colonization Fundraiser" Act I, Donald J. Trump, hereby announce that since we will be colonizing 100% of planet Mars in the near future, in order to alleviate the costs of this effort, we'll be issuing Mars Red Cards (just like U.S. Green Cards and Golden

E.O #13: The "Impression-bait Polls on X (FKA Twitter) Abolishment" Act I hereby announce that any account on X (FKA Twitter) that posts polls with questions starting with 'BE HONEST' or simply 'Raise your hand ✋' shall be suspended and deleted, effective today. We shall work

NEVER GET TIRED OF SIGNING EXEC ORDERS! I LOVE THEM❤️ God Bless Make America Great Again (or something like that!) Donald J. Trump President Donald J. Trump The White House #DonaldJTrump #viral

E.O. #14: The "Revocation of Citizenship Status of Democratic Party Members" Act I hereby declare that, since ONLY people with Republican leanings are considered worthy of U.S. citizenship, starting at midnight on April 1st, the citizenship status of ALL members of the

E.O. #15: The "Winning the Fentanyl War" Act After careful study of Elon Musk 's homemade fentanyl pills, I, Donald J. Trump , am hereby declaring our ultimate strategy on how to finally win the Fentanyl War (Holy War on Terror 2.0). Through the executive order I’m signing

E.O. #15: The "Remodeling of the The White House" Act After careful study of the U.S. Constitution with my dear friend Steve Bannon (Bannon’s WarRoom) and the affirmation of the fact that I can run for the presidency forever, since I will be spending the rest of my life in the White

Hmmm, nothing’s working as planned. The Ukraine / Україна war is still ongoing, Iran's Today is doing whatever the hell it wants, and CHINA is planning on invading winson… and SHIT, Canada is still NOT our 51st state, let alone Greenland and Panama… I’m starting to think one executive

E.O. #16: The “Nuclear Weapons Sale to Specific Enemies” Act The United States of America is and has been the No. 1 producer of high-quality nuclear devices and possesses the know-how and skills to mass-produce these kinds of weapons of mass destruction (WMDs). Meanwhile, many

-- EMERGENCY PRESIDENTIAL ORDER -- I, Donald J. Trump, hereby deport Elon Musk from the great country of our, the glorious U and S and A, to the white-people hell on Earth, the inglorious South Africa. Persuant to this order, his US citizenship status will also be revoked from