Not muting your mic is the new reply all

If you identify as a woman, and you’ve HAD to laugh to de-escalate an awkward situation with a man, please RT. Could be unwarranted attention, a creepy joke, any form of harassment. Please RT

Sex with your partner after having kids is super complicated. You gotta schedule that shit a week in advance and hope that your kids don't cock-block you. If you wait till bedtime chances are you're both gonna fall asleep, and no sexy time till next week if you're lucky.

This! 👇 This is my life! 🖤

Hey Everybody! Wearing a mask is not a political statement. It means you care about other people’s health and safety. Be KIND, wear a mask!

Free the nipples and cage the cooties is a whole damn anthem. 🙌

👇 This!!!

Pro tip: when sending flowers contact a local florist, ask for a "designers choice" and give them your budget! It's a fun surprise & allows the florist to use what they have in stock! They are almost always SO much better than online bouquet photos!

Reminder: the mask goes over your nose

So my 2yr old son just called his hash brown a "fry pie" and now I'll never call them anything else! 😂🥰

“I already caught the Rona so I don’t need to wear a mask” is the equivalent of “I already got into a car accident so I don’t need to wear a seatbelt”

Using opioids probably saved me from killing myself as a young adult. They were the only thing that felt good in my life.

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@babyhailss_ “ I'll never support a relationship that I feel is harmful to someone but I will always, always support you.” is such a powerful line 🤞🏾

To those asking, #Titan did not perform well on my dive. Ultimately, I walked away from a huge opportunity to film Titanic due to my safety concerns w/ the Butter V2 platform. There's more to the history and design of Titan that has not been made public - much of it concerning.