Mr mailman brings the mail

I just woke up and found myself snuggling with a moth

@kyleklip marty is my fav!! Meet him for me!!!

One of my chicken fingers turned out to be a nugget

A moth just crawled up my shirt so it could be closer to me

i think i need a coffee but I'm not sure if i can handle the consequences

RT Sarah Silverman: I feel pretty lucky. Thousands of people die every day and it's never me. (via Wanda Mae)

spending my friday afternoon stuck in the office

i just ordered a macbook pro. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I like my iPhone better when it's naked

My baby is in Charlotte and headed my way oh yeah

Nothing is more cute than a little old lady eating a big ice cream cone

it feels so much like a saturday. i'm working though . . . boring!

In walmart right now. Watching an old lady take off her shirt

The brookings institution estimates that it costs about $1 million to send 1 soldier to Afghanistan for 1 year. Merry Christmas :-)

woke up saturday at 12:30p. Then i ate and sat on the couch for 5 hours. After dinner I took a nap from 8pm to 1am. still sitting on couch

you put the sin in siñora

turtle!

I'm hunky

I'm at a lunceon with Vladimir Lenin