systemd is still bad, folks.

It's a time to move away from (bounded) synchrony assumption if one is building secure distributed (>2 parties) protocols.

Couldn't even be the 1000th hotspot on the Helium🎈 network I helped design and build because people are adding hotspots too fast! #robbed

No big deal. Just a Helium🎈 LongFi-enabled GPS tracker being picked up by **12** Hotspots in NYC and NJ. #PeoplesNetwork #IoT

XOR filters are pretty cool things: lemire.me/blog/2019/12/1…

The last time I dealt with Google's v8 was 5 years ago, it seems to *still* have wildly unstable APIs and a crazy build system, just EVEN MORE OF BOTH

That magical time in a dog's life when you can pick them up by the rope toy they refuse to relinquish...

update: i have been informed that Sun did it and now Oracle has a patent on the technique fuck patents, and fuck everyone who defends patents with a rusty shovel

I don't know if anyone needs an implementation of Forgetful Bloom filters (dprg.cs.uiuc.edu/docs/fbf_cac15…) for Erlang but I tried my hand at one anyway: github.com/Vonmo/erbloom/…

No gods, no masters

I moved to Maine and bought a Jeep!

Did you know you can, just, build a train

just released erlang-rocksdb v1.6.0, the #rocksdb key-value database binding for #erlang & #elixirlang applications. This version brings the support of OTP 23, last stable version of rocksdb 6.13.3, compression options and other fixes: gitlab.com/barrel-db/erla… Enjoy!

I also work here, please come join us

Saturday was 1 year to the day that my family and I moved to Maine, never having visited the state before. It has been a great success and we love it here. Here's some random pictures of stuff I did over the last year: wtf.hijacked.us/~andrew/maine/

In case you needed to see the inside of a Texas Instruments LISP machine today: wtf.hijacked.us/~andrew/lisp-m…