ᅠ ᅠ Time for the Great Saiyawoman to apprehend some evildoers tonight. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

As it turns out, flying around the city in a gaudy skintight hero costume has not, in fact, reduced crime.

Videl and Gohani’s house never recovered from the sheer force of her and 𝐕𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐋. ✶’s post-marriage night together. 💦

Super Saiyan Gohani’s terrifying power…

Remember; crime doesn’t pay. ( Neither does being a superhero, but that’s what the real job is for. )

You’re not wrong, but that doesn’t roll off the tongue… and also isn’t very relatable.

Thank you Videl, I love you more than anything in the world. 💜

The “J” in SSJ is her cup size.

B — But don’t we have to go to work?

Videl came home angry from work? Tie hair up, pin her to the ground, proceed to smother that fat dick with her colossal tits, milk out a load or three — problem solved. 🧐

. . . I’m getting the sense that my womb is in grave, immediate danger…

Of course. She didn’t get that ring on her finger by being lazy. Besides… she was born lucky, May as well put all of that chestfat to use. Although, cleanup can be a bit irritating…

More-so — MUCH more-so — than usual, I mean…

You’re about to get a forty minute lecture on ant anatomy.

Aww, mom… you’re still so nice to me. 🥹

I understand you’re trying to flirt, but in the 1% chance you’re genuinely asking, I can give you a more than detailed description of it.

THAT NIGGA GOHAN GOT SLIGHTLY INCONVENIENCED ON A SUNDAY MORNING AND STARTED TWEAKING OUT OVER A NIGGA WITH A POWER LEVEL OF 14 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

gohan canonically going beast at the smallest inconvenience is so based