It's so sunny I can't really see twitter dark mode but I refuse to change it to light mode out of spite 😂

True skill is getting sunburn from sitting in the shade

I can't see SDR and not think "software defined radio" anymore. I may know you're talking about "standard dynamic range" video but I my brain will always default to radio 😂

Making a nice-looking, profile page without using any scripting is an interesting challenge. Turns out there are lots of ways to abuse modern CSS to do creative things

Every first aid kit should have fake blood in it... You know incase you're not bleeding enough

Penguins chasing a butterfly.. 😊 x.com/buitengebieden…

Looks locked to me

Grandparents: "ItS bEeN iN tHe fReZeR iT wOnT hAvE gOnE oFf" Puff Pastry: *Best before 1997*

Important safety instructions for my new kettle: "Do not place in a preheated oven"

Truly an end of an era

Having to defrost a car to come home from work is 1000% more depressing than having to defrost a car in the morning

Welcome to at least 3 months of getting the year wrong

The true definition of update hell

No

I swear I close 20 odd tabs at the start of every day and by lunchtime I've got 30 more

So I'm making a new desk and I need someone to tell me that building it out of solid oak is a bad idea

11,382 hours 53 minuets since I forgot to stop my stopwatch that one time

I just did mine and it's the 5 or so people who interact with me and and a load of people I've tweeted like twice. I didn't need to be called out like that 🤣