Terrifying.

SCREAMING IN HORROR

Ooks insultingly.

Ooks approvingly!

Cutely grabs you and jumps off the ledge and upthrows you into the bottom of the stage at 70%

“Keep hope alive. If all else falls, that will surely help you keep fighting for what is right.”

Theory: Chunky Kong is Kiddy King grown up.

DK could beat most fighting game characters up. When you're as tough as him and have his reach, mix-ups won't do much for you. You can't even zone him out, he'll just palm strike the ground, which will probably act as a hard knockdown.

#TheHolyGrail...? It's just a cup, as far as The King of Swing is concerned. As long as that big, violent war stays far from his home, Donkey Kong won't care one bit. Of course, if someone DOES come to his isle to start trouble... he will make them leave. By force.

What Martial Art does DK practice?

Kong fu

◇hm. What if I made a combat focused Kirby?

Run.

◇Welp Time to flip this acc to poyo boy

◇Jokes on you im doing the opposite

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◇Knuckles is canonically red.