it’s been close to 20 years and i’ve yet to recover from the velveteen rabbit

i am making sangria for the first time tonight, i know it’s fairly straight forward but if y’all have any fun flavor combos or suggestions, holler at me

sincerely discovered this by accident because i search for “end of line” from tron…what other sinister mixes are you hiding from me spotify

at the house party alone by the fire with a blanket and a beer, superior

ben folds people: cigarette is more upsetting than brick, not taking questions at this time

laughing my ass off at the handful of serious replies telling him to watch his language

not my kitten but mine to hold and feed for like an hour today. peace and blessings

matchbox 20/rob thomas writes anthems for women who haven’t found the right SSRI yet and he’s doing it so well. i do in fact sit down and stare into the distance, and it does in fact take all night

i used to slave over a hot laptop on IMVU for shit like this

someone who was sincerely nasty to me a few weeks ago called work to apologize. this is unprecedented in the veterinary field and fills me with hope. apology accepted as hell

Want to piggyback off this and say true crime fans (myself included) need to take a step back. Everyone has been treating these real horrors like they’re scripts with characters. We gotta find less cruel interests in 2023.

reindeer girl is my one and only christmas tradition, bestow likes or cringe in private

i wonder how gene is doing

the alcoholic father comes with a pre-arranged trade agreement: lose all childlike wonder before age 5, gain an extensive knowledge of hard rock and hair metal

new saw movie and FNAF movie come out on the same day. i’ve always wanted to spend 6+ hours at alamo drafthouse!!!!

one thing about me is i’m gonna stomp around and take long strides. i got giraffe legs and undiagnosed autism, very sorry to leisurely walkers

i think i have a lot of people fooled with my big girl animal job but truthfully i am an extremely regressive person and i’m eroding my own happiness and the happiness of others. not a cry for help just crying

do not ever hit an animal in front of me because i’ll do so much worse than hit you in return

is john legend going to fix the games and if so can he prioritize gadgadsgame and freaky factory

If anyone had used common sense for a minute, they would've realized that Bad Bunny was not going to make a traumatized 5 year old non-actor give a performance in front of 80,000 screaming people.