In Florida, it's completely legal to drink and drive. Just as long as it's not on the same day

Beautiful night for a ride

It's already seasonal depression season? I haven't even finished my regular depression.

Will I be attending the staff meeting today? Depends. Is there an open bar, or am I expected to suffer sober?

Pups are pooped after hiking all day.

This is who runs this account.

Apparently getting home an hour before my alarm goes off for work is a bad idea... Imagine that.

An IQ test needs to be part of the process to get a driver's license.

I definitely would have been lobotomized in the 50s.... Is that still an option?

I didn't sleep long enough last night to even fully charge my phone.

I don't have a plan B, I don't even have a plan A. I just out here winging it one day at a time.

Hey you.... Nice butt.

Yea so I'm kind of a big deal...

This is getting insane. Christmas is 360+ days away and people already have their decorations up.

The statement "It's just money" has cost me a lot of damn money.

Happy new year? You mean I have to do this again?

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Some girls don't like guys like me and the rest seem to be in full agreement.

I could use a hug. A regular one or a 140mph with a tree.. either one.

Today I learned I could turn the sound off on my microwave. I feel like 2026 is already a success.