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ㅤ❛ You know what they say: It's all fun and games until somebody gets eaten. ❜ ㅤ. . . ㅤ❛ What do you mean that isn't how the saying goes? ❜

ㅤ❛ I say that Piranha plants are docile creatures, and are nothing to fear, but then tourists take that as an excuse to mess with them. ㅤ I seriously don't know what they expect to happen? You're tormenting the poor things, of course they're going to bite you. ❜

ㅤ❛ 𝘜𝘎𝘏! ㅤ I swear it's like some of you have never seen a well endowed woman before. ㅤ What's on my chest shouldn't matter when we're having a conversation about the benefits of meditation while working in the garden. ㅤ How rude! How insulting! ❜

ㅤ❛ You know . . . ㅤ I've always loved when people don't recognize who I am right away, like I'm some eccentric girl who just likes wearing a fancy headdress for fun. ❜

ㅤ❛ I could eat until I nearly keel over, but I'd always have room for dessert. ❜

{ Trying not to accidentally follow NSFW centric accounts is really hard, I don't mind if you're NSFW but dang I don't want to see literal p*rn everywhere on my feed... }

{ CALLIE MY LOVE IM GONNA RP YOU THIS IS IT MY MUSE IS BACK AFTER 4 MONTHS }

{ The Mario movie is absolutely going to be the best at being the worst }

[ Then I proceeded to die :) ]

Dusty...

[ How do you guys make 7000000 accounts when I can't even figure out 2 ]

ㅤ ❛ OK. ㅤ I understand making your significant other your world, and not wanting to be apart, but I'm drawing the line at side-by-side toilets. ❜

ㅤ ❛ I'll . . . start making flower arrangements for the funeral. ❜

ㅤ ❛ You're oblivious, oh, bless your heart . . . ❜

[ Finally setting up my Callie account ]

{ BEEN ACTIVE OVER ON アオリ— 𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒆 (MILD SPLAT 3 SPOILERS) }

ㅤAll things considered, she's doing rather well for herself! ㅤWith summer's end, she's gotten busy preparing for the shift to milder tempratures. It isn't too much different, but when your life, (and magic), depends on the fauna around your kingdom any change is important.

🌷𝐎𝐎𝐂 — Primrose is getting redesigned again :) Could this be a revamp???

Heterosexuals has sadly passed away..