Oh Hello

bored.

// soon as i open the app tonkytang fucking WHAT

something just happened. alert the media!!!

// i’m so tired bruh

SUP PORTY PEOPLE I’M BACK FROM THE SLAMMER 🎉🥳

one minute no likes..did i fall off?

you can say holy shit, kid, ain’t no big deal 😎

WHERE

BLUEEE C’MERE LEMME NOOGIE YA’

[ SQUEEZES YOU ] WAZZUPP LIL MAN I’VE MISSED YOU

Oh, y’knowww, been on the run from COPPAHS, going to prison, escaping prison, getting caught againnn.. [ Lifting up plastic glasses. ] What ‘bout you, bro?

Dude, what!? [ Jumping back in excitement! ] A TIME MACHINE? Where you gonna’ go? To see dinosaurs? To stop the JFK assassination? To put ‘yer name in the ballot box to become mayor?

// NATALIE YOU HAVE A CONFUCIUS ACCOUNT?

Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?

/ im high counsel. and by high let’s just say. haha. weed