"M-Morty, t-the fact that you even have to ask that question is reason enough. T-Teenagers, t-t-they're so /moody/!"

"A-And they think they know /everything/, Morty. T-They're worried about being /popular/, Morty! I-I-I-It's the most trivial thing!"

Rick rubbed his eyes. "Morty, y-you're moodier than a bipolar feminist during her period."

"Hey hey hey, w-uuUURRrp-what up, Star!" Rick offers a high-five to his dimension-hopping peer.

"I mean, Morty, y-you're my Grandson and all, b-but jesus. Y-You really need to learn how to calm down. N-Not everything is urgent."

Rick could single handedly advance Human progress tenfold. But to Rick, life has no meaning, so there is no point. People don't get that.

You're just a bitter old man, Rick Sanchez.

//lol okay goodnight

;^)

Whistles @ Angie ♡

"Morty! I-I-I think I found the monsters, Morty!"

"Marco, y-you dodged a bullet, trust me. /Puffy vagina/."

"Morticia! Jesus, w-where have you been?!" Rick grabbed Morticia.' shoulders. "I-I-I've been looking all over for you!!"

@NctSxfeKid

//Sorry for my absence, I've been at a senior retreat for my class. I'm back! C:

"J-uuURrp-Jesus, Morty. Didn't they ever tell you to respect your elders? I mean, c-christ, Morty." x.com/Morty_Sm1th/st…