"Just eating my chocolate, chocolate chip ice cream."

Pork

Chops

"I have multiple problems that can only be solved, by buying a pumpkin."

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Dick Witt.

"Do I look like a fucking clown to you?"

"I was a cute kid."

Lawd have mercy . . . I look good. That's all I have to say, good day.

"This might affect the trout population."

"My Halloween costume is myself... I'm already a clown."

"Just took a massive shit! Thought you would want to know."

"I don't understand why people don't just fall in love with me at first sight. I mean look at me, I'm perfect... The mysteries of this world."

"I'm feeling so festive this year. I might have to pick up a pumpkin or two."

"In hand to hand combat I would get destroyed. Hand to hand holding is a very different conversation."

"I got stuck with that very scary robot. Someone please come and help me."

"I still haven't recovered from Halloween. I will never be able to financially recover... So many pumpkins."