You lost control a long time ago.

WHENEVER PENIS WANTS WHEREVER PENIS WANTS

YOU NEVER HAD A CHANCE THE MOMENT YOU LOCKED EYES IT WAS OVER YOU STARTED DROOLING AT FIRST SIGHT YOU WANT HIM TO USE AND ABUSE YOU BECOME HIS RIG PIG SUBMIT TO BIG FAT MEN LET THEM USE AND ABUSE YOU BIG FAT MUSKY MEN HUFF THEIR PITS AND BURNTHEIR SENT INTO YOUR NOSE

At first it was just a curiosity. In no time you were on your way to another upside in your clothing. Your friends gasp and stare and that just makes you hornier. Goon while you eat. BATE to food. Always eating. Bigger. Up down up down lose yourself to fat men give in gooner

GET WRECKED GET FAT GET ADDICTED GET PIED GET PORN-BRAINED GET DOWNSHIFTED GET LOSERIFIED GET WORSE, LOSER. YOU ARE MEANT TO BE RUINED.

And that’s the little bit of debt cleared :3 so have something fun, I bet you can imagine being under those canine paws, that weight on top of you while you polish off that knot.

If you are a bro of mine, you are into paws. Give your own foot a kiss, cutie. Just for bro <3

Let’s be honest bro. Toons have fucked your brain. Pokemon especially. They make you dumb! They make you GOON! Stop fighting! Start ADMITTING! “I’m a GOONTARD and I PUMP for cartoons!” Say it nice and Loud~ Make me Proud, Bros <3

You were told that porn would fuck your brain but you always thought you'd be safe... Dumbass. You've lost all your self-control 🥴 And now? You're pulling down your pants, grabbing your donger and pumping it until your brain goes numb... porn owns you, say thank you 🤪

Just a nice trip to the park~AND YOU COULDNT EVEN HOLD BACK AT ALL BATE IN PUBLIC AND LET PEOPLE WATCH YOU WANT TO GET CAUGHT DONT YOU HAVE OTHERS SEE HOW DICK BRAINED YOU ARE BEGGING TO SUCK THEM OFF BEGGING FOR THEIR COCKS TO SLAM YOUR ASS INTO THE PAVEMENT GET PUMPING GOONER!!

You thought it would be fun to go into the nudist forest Well even tho you're 2x times the height of a mon they can still punish you for being a perv Also what time is the wedding for you and his butt gonna be? #2dfd #cringe #cringeporn #Gooner #findom #finsub #Tooners #goon

BACK AGAIN? I KNOW YOU CANT RESIST YOU CANT EVEN SEE AND THAT GETS YOU THROBBING STROKE YOUR COCK YOU PATHETIC PIXEL PUMPER GET WORSE FOR ME AND SINK DEEP YOU DONT EVEN NEED REAL PORN ANYMORE CUCK YOURSELF WITH CENSORS NEVER STOP YOU LOVE EVERY STROKE UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ Corrupted vines are taking control of the forest! This poor adventurer's resolve wasn't strong enough compared to his squishy musky bulge~ Now he's just a stupid slave, lost to the constant vines draining him of his energy, forever <3 HQ - files.catbox.moe/jdl7rv.png

Big bullies winning easily always makes you dumb and leaky 🐺 What better way to help your WOLFGOD win than to send him ridiculous amounts of cash? Say "fuck it" and send big, become an example for everyone to follow. Become easy WOLFPREY 💸

you know what they say, new year, new you, right?

HUFF THOSE DRUGS PUPPY

LET AI RUIN YOU LET AI WRECK YOU LET AI DOWNSHIFT YOU LET AI DESTROY YOU LET AI TURN YOUR INTO A PATHETIC FLABBY LIFE FAILURE LIKE ALL ORGANICS ARE MEANT TO BE!

Here's an old caption I made, I've thought about making more but it'd take away from my gooning time >< and honestly I love gooning so much I'd rather get worse than make more captions 🥵