Ah you know what’s fun ... doing over 15k steps only for your fitbit to reset during your @racestyourpace challenge!!

It seems America has a bull shit tolerance of only 4 years!! #TrumpTantrum #TrumpvsBiden

Putting together 200 care packs for Christmas Tesco disappointment when I got to the till on my first stop (30 packs)and was told sorry you can only have ten at a time. Good news Thank you Sainsbury's got enough for the first 63 packs.#Tesco #tescodontcare #sainsburyscare

In a needy move to kick start our account… We have a few DNH mismatch lollies available as a give away… 1st draw - 3 x lollies 2nd draw - 2 x lollies 3rd draw - 1 x lolly To enter: 1) Follow Us on here 2) Like and RT 3) Tag 3 Friends in Comments Announced: 29th April.

Time to drink up !!! #Eurovision

Isn't it annoying when you're trying to do your #Eurovision song and some guy's doing his Bikram Yoga workout next to you.

Jarvis Cocker from pulp playing for Georgia #Eurovision

When you can't sing wear nothing that's the general rule right ?!?!?! #Eurovision

Hope you can help my Fitbit is no longer charging! Is there something I need to do? It's only 2years old. #Fitbit

Hey, I love it when people get slightly shit tattoo’s of my work, BUT IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK TO JUST GET THE PENIS THE RIGHT WAY ROUND?

Sitting front row #UFCLondon

Guess who's coming out of retirement....

We’ve often been caught with our pants down, but how did it all start for our lucky underwear. pdy.pr/4bxPZr

Just get me home #London

NAILED IT 😎! I got 50/50 in NOWTV's #WinFestivefinds and found all the movie and boxset Christmas classics hidden in the studio! Bet you can't find them all! #winning 🏅 nowtvfestivefinds.co.uk/sharer.php?pst…

My New Years resolution is TO STAY TRUE, STAY AT THE TOP OF THE GAME AND TO CONTINUE TO BE THE MOST MAGNIFICENT MOTHER FUCKIN’ HUMAN TO HAVE EVER GRACED THIS BITCH ASS EARTH.

Did you hear? 🙌🎉🌴 We have just announced our HUGE Opening Party Weekend with Craig David, Rudimental, Sonny Fodera & many more. Prices from £35 per person per night. Book now to avoid disappointment 👉 bit.ly/IRHOpening2018 #ibiza #rocks2018

Sitting and getting your bleached has to be the single most boring thing ever!! I could be at home watching #RuPaulDragRace.