..."..because he didn't want to appear sluggish" FABtastic

All I have eaten today is Easter egg. Breakfast. Lunch. Snacking. On the move. When will this all be over?? The #Eastereggs must be eaten 😳

In the queue since 6am...but Royal Blood tickets for tonight, secured! #Brighton Concorde2 #onenightonly #musicfan #gigs #dogsoftwitter

THEY.ARE.BACK! Royal Blood knocking the socks off their fellow Brightonians at the Concorde2 👊

Today I tipped a shopping trolley over with 33 stone of compost in....on my foot. Trolley and compost. Sh*t literally happened. #shithappens

Thank you to my fans in the U.K.! #SecretsOfMyLife x.com/orionbooks/sta…

Learning how to 'shuffle' is a lot more complicated than it looks.... #never surrender

Anyone going on holiday this is a MUST READ ITS HILARIOUS BY Poppy Ginger #poolsideread #datingdistaters #relationships #firstdates

When you start every day picking up dog poo from your back garden....this is a breeze.. #vote #dontforgettovote #YouGotThis

Wearing her birthday present from me! #fuckthetories necklace! And complimentary red top! #vote #dontforgettovote #voteright #dowhatnanasays

Read me! Rate me! #books #reviews #bookreview #bookreviews #read #readmore #relationships heatworld Grazia UK Cosmopolitan UK Cosmopolitan

2 x Jaguar Skills for tonight £40 #afterdark #boardmasters #boardmasters2017 #tickets #resale

Tried fasting for 24 hours to reset my life Managed 19 hrs 10 of which I slept. Plus I ate 4 mini Celebrations chocolates about 4 hours in.

Wise William Golding 🤓

It's sad & wrong that no one realises Chad is in an abusive relationship. If HE was talking to HER like this.. Someone needs to step in #CBB x.com/bbuk/status/89…

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I hate mountain climbers (the exercise). If I were to climb a mountain, I certainly wouldn't think this the best form to tackle it #workout