It’s 10:18 IKEA UK and your Greenwich store is still closed. It’s freezing outside and you have hundreds of people & kids queuing. Please could you open? We are freezing!

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The cosiest lunch at Kensington gem, Maggie Jones’s bloglovin.com/blogs/poppy-lo… on Bloglovin'

A very cosy and gorgeous lunch of avocado vinaigrette, sausage and mash and burnt cream, with a granny teapot of fresh mint tea to finish, before rolling home... thank you, Maggie Jones's! #kensington #invite #maggiejonesrestaurant

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The Lehman Trilogy at The National Theatre bloglovin.com/blogs/poppy-lo… on Bloglovin'

I can’t recommend Ryan of Tames Flooring enough. We’ve used him for two projects (London & Kent) & both times he’s restored & transformed our Victorian floorboards beyond recognition. He’s a wizard, reasonably priced AND a lovely guy! Ryan - 07447 929127 [email protected]

Hi Intuit QuickBooks UK - a 25% increase to my subscription after being a loyal customer for many years, with no explanation or communication has not been a great customer retention exercise.

Hi Cox & Cox - how do I reach you to enquire about an order I have placed? Your number is no longer in service.

After my 1 year old nephew’s stroke my brother in law converted a van so they could continue to go to the beach and cater for my nephew’s additional needs. Last night it was stolen from Bristol - last tracked in Wrington. Bristol24/7 BBC Bristol ITV News West Country Avon and Somerset Police

Do go and see Groundhog Day at The Old Vic - it’s so bloody good. It’s clever and beautiful restores faith in humans. Reminds us what we are all capable of.

Walthamstow there’s a child missing from the Howard Road area - details on this poster so please be on the lookout and please circulate!

Hi Parcelforce Worldwide - I have a confirmation number but not a tracking number. Please could you help as I need to know when my parcel is arriving. Thank you!

The finance department:

I’m a huge Yoto fan and I have a 10% referral code - prz.io/VZrm4eVhx

Oh hi, saving this username, Ben Affleck. Please can I join your WhatsApp group now? Look look! Daily Octordle #614 6️⃣2️⃣ 3️⃣9️⃣ 7️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣8️⃣ Score: 44 Oh go on. #octurdle

Tried to tell ministers their childcare for 2 year olds policy has had knock on effect of pushing up prices for all kids as nurseries try to square what it costs with funding available. He wouldn’t listen so please do keep telling him before it’s too late and sector goes bust!

I am never more productive than when working from a favourite cafe. I'm like a MACHINE. Achieving all sorts today. And not once have I thought about loading the dishwasher.

Dear Airbnb Help, why do every single one of your text messages come through from a different mobile number? It looks and feels a bit spammy - deffo not professional vibes! Occasionally it comes through from AIRBNB but so rarely. Can I change this? Thanks!