i know it's not the point of the post but $17 for 136 hours of work is fucking insane these private prisons are so evil man

they testing this out bc they gon stop hiring people for commercials, these the new actors.

Dawko is the king but Markiplier is the stone statue with a gold crown right outside the castle

policing shit is only gonna make people do it more and the devs literally stated this. sorry for you i guess lmfao

one of the greatest lies the bourgeoisie ever pulled off was convincing people that processed food is bad for you. wonderbread is fortified with stupid amounts of vitamins not found in whole grain bougie bread, kraft singles are probably the densest protein source on earth etc

(at the starbucks register) can I have a beautiful life

This machine poops pants

Just blew my partner’s mind with the fact that not only are Israel’s nuclear weapons officially unacknowledged to this day, but that they have to be so because U.S. law means that all aid to Israel would be illegal due to their nuclear proliferation activity. Organized hypocrisy!

Every day that passes I dislike you more

woah mama 😍

how long do you think its been since mr beast felt true joy

accidentally smoked too much weed and mentally entered the fallout 4 settlement building menu

Shlomo Shlomo Spouse England and Wales, Marriage Registration Index, 1837-2005

James Gandolfini x The Simpsons mural at the grand opening of the Lackawanna Station today in Montclair, NJ

"no backbone to tell people to stop drawing fictional relationships" yeah that would be because they are normal people

"People in the ASOIAF fandom have been getting desperate for things to talk about while we wait for Winds of Winter" You wouldn't last a fucking second in the Rocky & Bullwinkle fandom

The absolute craziest thing Quint does in Jaws is take the time to make a little drawing of the Kittner boy getting eaten on the chalkboard in the town meeting

I'm about to get drafted

as soon as i heard the words "God Bless Israel" come out of trump's mouth i knew it was over