#freenecks sleep in for ten minutes more rather than waste time deciding which tie goes with which shirt

#freenecks would rather be stiff in the bedroom than the boardroom!

#freenecks. Free your neck and the rest will follow

#freenecks turn coffee shops into board rooms

More freeneckisms!

The third in the series

#Convert your friend to a #freeneck if he wears a collar and win!

Support conversion! Especially from a collar to a tee wearing #freeneck

Psst Mr Wenger! Cech is a Chelsea plant by Mourinho! #badeplstart, #arsenalstillsucks

#freenecks it's your last day for a 69% off on any item at Voxpop.com

Nothing makes #freenecks happier than a 69! #69percentoff at Voxpop

And finally festival season is over. I am done with this crap. You know what you can do with your revelry! #festival season #ihatefestivals

Anyone up for a whipping? #ichef #recruitments #chefs #wanted

Why is there no end to festival season? Can we have all our festivals in one month so those of us who don't give a shit can go on holiday.

Hey! Gunners, maybe he should be called Mertesackhim! #CFC , #chelseafan, #arsenallose

Starting the first of my series of baffling insights into FB people. I am calling it #humansonfb.

#humansonfb. 'Ever noticed how people only 'check in' at first class airport lounges or 5 star hotels? Why leave out Coffee Day fuckers!!

Cheated by Vodafone after being loyal to them for 14 yrs. Got a bill of Rs 54557 for data usage in Thailand! #cheatedbyvodafone #sunilsood

Vodafone gave me with a bill of Rs54557 when I switched off mobile data for 90% and used only hotel wifi. #switchtoairtel unfairvodafone

Seldom do you do a piece of work that brings huge self joy! This is one of them! youtu.be/7CSAcjaC-5Y