Reckon the fact its bright as fuck at 230 would keep me awake more than fireworks

Shouldn't be offside if bloke who's hit shot has ran past 3 defenders to get on end of his own rebound

Wednesday fans everytime utd score in derby next season #swfc

Not a chance I'm reading all that

Saw a bunch of young people crammed into a photobooth at an airport yesterday. Off on their travels together, all smiles and laughter, having the time of their lives with their best friends, making memories they'll cherish forever. Set of cunts.

We are so slow to second ball

Imagine your dad feyting with flares on lol Mike tyson wouldn't look tough with a pair of them bastards on

Your dad's secret Babestation phone just went off and now he's trying to convince your mum it's a work phone even though he's a dinner lady

Chris Wilder on the phone this morning:

Excuse me mr an mrs paterson can i have a jam sandwich please

That one we used to sing to bradford

If you're not allowed to celebrate a win over a club going through the worst era in their history then I'm afraid you'll have to cancel all the "Boxing Day Massacre Anniversary" events.

Who threw a cone at the Wendy fans 😂😂😂

Sheffield Wednesday are officially relegated to League One after losing against Sheffield United

BREAKING: Sheffield Wednesday have been relegated from the Championship following a 2-1 derby defeat to Sheffield United 🚨

If thats a red card you might aswell just end footy today

Whats his age got to do wi owt hahahahahahahahah

Been into football since I was a kid in 1990 How did we go from Van Basten/Baggio/Maradonna/Batigol/Cantona /Del Piero/ Maldini/FigoGazza/Scholes /Bergkamp/Totti/Raul/Ronaldo/Ronaldinho/Xavi/Iniesta/CR7/Messi/.and hundreds of others. TO THIS SHITE!!

Yer da's on a bizarre Facebook crusade against Cadburys because he's got a bee in his bonnet about palm oil now.