Hungry men create dinner time. Dinner time creates stuffed men. Stuffed men create nap time. Nap time creates hungry men.

Can someone put in a good word for me? Doesn't matter where.

The night is young and I am rife with panic

so embarrassing that jesus loves me. i barely think about him at all

I feel like I disassociate when I eat chips. Is this true

It is remarkable how many nerves!!!!! I put up with in my day to day

Spring has sprong

*me having a full menty b* ⚠️ Time to BeReal. ⚠️

Real bad bitches have a sensible bedtime

At the club asking if there’s a place I can just unwind and relax

Please don't invite me if the grazing table is gluten free

At this point I am tweeting for myself + I know

Spent literally the entire weekend sleeping incase u wondering how I handle 💫💫change💫💫

Don't return home without my sour jelly tots wtf

Me as a colleague

There's nothing better than a braai broodjie no dispute

(about to invent french bulldogs) what if you could own a fucked up little guy that can’t breathe

Ok does anyone else's bf play Rimworld

OK so I am here

a lot of u have never actually been rockin around the christmas tree. u walk by it, but ur never rockin