george russell woke up today and said slayyyyyyyy

I am so ashamed.

When will we admit that some Christmas music is actually terrible and genuinely unbearable

This is what moving to Britain does to you

Why do I never listen when the astrology bitches preach to me… they always end up being right

No fucking way my pitbull just started playing out loud in the gym.

Honeydew is underrated

The phoebe bridgers X football tiktoks are so bizarre

“Slightly obnoxious white people come together like moths bro” (2am on Christmas morning)

If there was one practical skill I got from high school debate it is the ability to gather receipts with an almost concerning efficiency and accuracy

The word ‘chopped’ has such an effect. I love it.

“Cadence that wasn’t even a red flag. You know those flares they shoot up into the air for SOS?”

As much as I hate tourists, watching them get excited during subway performances is very cute

“I haven’t had red bull in so long this shit tastes like electrified piss”

There is so much ugly foot discourse but I think we seriously neglect the issue of ugly bellybuttons.