These mosquitoes need to buy me a drink the way they tryna eat my ass up

I feel like my mouth has been in contact with too many peoples assholes to ever be a father

Driving home from Seattle speeding while I eat Thai food w chopsticks if that ain’t girl bossing idk what is

do you think amy and annie ever explored each other's bodies

I rly picked up a shift and now workin 7 am to 7 pm after I spend all yesterday driving to Seattle and back n getting home at 1 am I’m such a silly goofer for that

The audacity of men never ceases to baffle me

Who tryna fall in luv

A packet of Taco Bell hot sauce exploded in my hair 😍

me & who

I don’t look like this to let people treat me like that /:

I’ve been sick the last couple days and today I’m feel a little better but GODDAMN I’m hungry my body said fuel plssss I wanna eat everything

Gunna start buying travel sizes of mascara cos I swear those bitches get crusty and clumpy before half way thru the bottle 🙃

I need a cow to play guitar for I’ll never play again unless I can play for a cow laying in a field

Omfg the smell of a tomato plant makes me wet 🥵🤤😍

Back on my fuck men shit you all suck

I just need a huuuuuug

I wanna go see Barbieeeee eberyone tellin me how good it is :c

Just ate a whole artichoke and I want 3 more

If u remember my coffee order, at least $3 tip cos that’s cute as hell :,)