Mast Chai pee ke gym jaa raha hu

One day at a time One step at a time 10 pils at a time

Me after buying a Gaming PC

When you start doing something new even the slightest issue fucks-up your mind and time

Ipl franchises should send their bowlers to therapy sessions after #IPL2024live

Tension ki wajah se weight loss ho raha hai weight loss ho raha is ka tension hai 😭

Just received a call from Paytm that i won 25 lakhs price money and had a conversation with them for an hour now they are not picking up my call 😭 How do I get my money 💰

Wow

People from Delhi give me a Bhencho

Saari talking stage nikal chuki hai mere andar se ab kisi ko shaadi karni hai direct to bolo

Haa mai ruka hu tu jaa chuka hai

Aaj samajh aaya jab dost ko Sex mil jaaye to zyada dukh hota hai

Agar kisi ko jhoothi kasam khani hai to meri kha lena please

Aaj sab ko Gaslight kar duga

LOL is such a cute word kisi ke baad bhi laga do log aap ko seriously nahi lete I'm going to jump from the 19th floor....lol

Everything is a joke aur tum sab mar jaaoge ek din

Sector 18 gaya the couple dekh ke mood kharab ho gaya

Bhuli duniya kabki tujhe bhi mujhe bhi , fir kyu aakh bhar aayi

If "mai khud ka hi dusman hu" had a face

Mai to khud ka wallpaper bhi nahi hu 😭😭