the biggest flex of 2020
#corona

YES

tough love does NOT work on me, i’ll just cry

peepee poopoo he chose his wife and mother of his child over his snivelling old prune gran

been renegading all day blame you charli

it’s not that it “doesn’t feel like a Christmas” you just haven’t been happy since you were 12

so last year at christmas you followed me on twitter, can you follow me on tiktok this year ?🥺🥺❤️🙏🙏 Loey my tiktok is keierapooley123

Lol my child better know that it’s football training and right back home to the YouTube channel, leave your homework to me.

Men who've never lived with women: you need a garbage can in your bathroom if you ever plan of having women as guests. Just trust me on this one.

Cannot believe how many dudes don't get this.

when i was 17 this guy laughed at me for working in mcdonald’s and called me broke... 4 years later i’m in the mcdonald’s drive thru and guess who took my order, the same guy that laughed at me😭

so i’m on my flight and there’s a lady sitting next to me holding her sleeping baby with one arm and facetuning a selfie with the other and if that’s not me when i’m a mom i’ll be disappointed

Samaritans suicide hotline - Freephone 116 123
Open 24 hours, 365 days

National debt line
Freephone 0808 808 4000
9am - 8pm (Mon - Fri)
9:30 - 1pm (Sat)

If you’re struggling please give them a call, things can be especially difficult this time of year ❤️

i’ve been hearing strange noises all night and it’s currently 3:46 am. can someone please help me
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Most people hide alcohol in flasks etc but I hide chocolate milk because I’m not allowed it :////