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I'm not sure what's worse: being a comics character who isn't popular enough to get more than one or two appearances a year, or being a twitter RP character whose writer has forgotten my existence.

This is why I fell in love with him.

Fellas, is it gay to be mutant? You’re literally a HOMO superior.

Every so often I come back to this account and think about trying to start RPing with it again, until I realize that I actually have to interact with people. Maybe the whole twitter RP thing just isn't for me.

Does anyone else ever get tired of existing? Like, not even of the suffering that comes with existence, but rather existence itself?

Is Jeff a more relevant comics character than me now? How?!? I mean he’s adorable and all, but is there really that big of a demand for cute animal sidekicks in cape comics?

Why is “cap” a synonym for lying? Cap would never lie!

Is it true that all Gwenpool fanfics are canon? I don't know if I could handle the pressure of being canon to the main Marvel universe.

I don’t know why I bother wearing a mask. My superhero name is literally just my actual name but without an “e” at the end.

…is Shang-Chi the only title character of an MCU movie whose superhero name hasn’t been used by at least three people in 616?

Mumen Rider is the best superhero in any media, change my mind (you can’t)

"I want that twink obliterated" - Green Goblin upon seeing Holland!Spider-Man, probably

Merry Christmas. Read the Gwenpool holiday specials.

canon

Pretty much the only advantage of being a twitter RP character instead of a comic book character is that I can say “fuck.”

// I have half a mind to bring this account back and flip it to be a Morbius account, as a joke

Outerversal? You think I give a fuck about power levels?