Urban planners must love the weeds theme song

rip prince phillip u would’ve loved being dead like a year ago

i am losing my shit

this is quite literally my response to every critique i’ve ever received

'inshallah they find him' has been living rent free in my head for a week now

Just realized this past year has turned me from chaotic good to chaotic evil ... 😔

Someone referred to my coveralls as a “romphim” yesterday ... and it did not sit well

Coach Jim ... literally I’ve been redshirted for 4 YEARS ... put me innnnn

I’ve literally just been cosplaying this whole time lol who tf is “Jacob”???

I have anxiety

grrrls just wanna have fun

Still have yet to see one cicada

22 is the 7th grade of your 20’s

Azula didn’t get me anything for Father’s Day 😔😔😔😔

i should start shooting into the sky every night to lower rent in ann arbor

I just bought a home barber kit so I could trim my beard but now I really need someone to either talk me into or out of giving myself a haircut …