Just the Prime Minister tweeting out a link under the guise of helpful tax information that will allow his political party to capture your data, nothing to see here. Use the official government one or better still, an independent site. This is the stuff of rogue states.

Please sign this petition and end this archaic sport and the suffering of greyhounds ❤️

Last Splash was released 30 years ago today! Thank you to everyone who ♥️s the album and the Breeders. You can preorder the remastered 30th anniversary record here: bit.ly/BreedersBandca…

Get tickets to our upcoming shows (performing the album live): bit.ly/BreedersTour

It’s hard to know who and what to trust these days…

But this incredible clip nails it

Simply:

Don’t trust idiots

And how do you spot an idiot?

Look for the people who are cruel…

Sam Collett

Hello Rishi Sunak, the majority of us don’t go on holiday in a private helicopter. Also, trains exist. Hope this helps.

BREAKING: Kemi Badenoch has signed a trade deal with Cynthia from Aberystwyth who has a whole wardrobe full of coat hangers

'HApPy biRtHDaY to YOu...' 🎵🎶

My birthday seemed like a good time to pop in and say hello... Life has been stupidly stressful recently and I haven't had much time to Twitter. Must do better! 🙂

'I am the victim of a malicious witch-hunt by a kangaroo court.'

I had to do a speed awareness course and, as a famous actor, it was really humiliating…no one recognised me.

This gorgeous light installation just off Tottenham Court Road makes my synaesthesia brain very happy, and could have been expressly designed to celebrate BROKEN LIGHT…

This is Hubert. You're not going to believe what he found while playing today. Potentially one of his best discoveries to date. It was a puddle. 13/10

Luce is presenting at a conference this week, and we've all been busy helping her prepare. Which reminded me of one of my favourite photos of a certain helpy dog... #the100dayproject #100smallthings

More flowers, but it's not my fault #The100DayProject happens in April when I have to spend a lot of time in the garden, and my primroses are very cheerful! 😉 #100SmallThings

I think it's time to say 'Uncle.'

Well I never... Facebook has just informed me that it was eleven years ago today that I started Poochweasel. These were my very first business cards! #The100DayProject #100SmallThings

Today's entry for #The100DayProject marks the passing of Paul O'Grady, a truly wonderful human being and a tireless advocate for animals. Photo courtesy of Battersea where I met my beautiful Honey dog many years ago ❤️ #100SmallThings #fortheloveofdogs

Today's game is 'Name the Mystery Vegetable'. Did you know it was a purple kohlrabi? Yes, my life is this rock and roll... #the100dayproject #100smallthings