So hungover. Biden is back baby. Melanie’s pissed. Guess I might have gotten a little loose last night and let slip about my predilection for Fightin’ Joe Biden over Klobberer. She threw a shoe at me!

Corona beer?

Cops for Warren

Watching Dark Waters. Does anybody believe this crap? DuPont should counter sue Mark Ruffalo for dumping Lib Tears into the Ohio River.

So what they just unplug the stock market and blow on it?

Flatten the curve? They outta talk to my ex-wife, she’s an expert.

Loneliness is a killer too ya know.

I’m not willing to die for the market but I would kill for a goddam high ball right about now.

How the hell Fartman got this gig I’ll never know. Lucky sonofabitch. I would give my left testicle to work with Lapkus.

Crap. Running low on hard candies.

Pls stop sending nudes. Or at least find your light. Jesus.

Gonna make serious life changes when all this is over. Been looking at new Corvettes. Imagine me driving around town in a Corvette!

Making an Easter feast like mom used to make: Ham and pork chops with sausage gravy and smoked hotdogs smothered in warm ketchup.

I am alive. My trip is going well. Nothing unusual or amiss. Best, -JP

Anyone know if they’re making people wear a mask inside Subway Sandwiches?

Lol

This kid’s a natural.