me to my 4 year old son: i just got off the phone with santa and he is so angry about what you did that i am genuinely afraid for your life. we need to put you in hiding because at this point i think he would even kill me to get to you.

The Hobbits after the shire got a Zara

this is how I sound when I pray

Can someone explain why poor people love Jack Skellington so much?

cw// grinch i just woke up. he took everything. even the who hash.

i knew from a young age i was weird and unfixable

stalking my ex’s linkedin page and i accidentally hit endorse on one of his skills

just voted for zootopia 2 in every category #z2sweep 💖💖💖💖

“I’ve never seen a woman in a film be/become a monster and still be loved” okay so if you are not familiar with the 2006 American film called “Monster House” just say that

Conan O’Brien in drag on the right

If I was Harry Potter I would have microwaved Dobby out of curiosity

never kill yourself. watch project hail mary

He has risen! Happy Easter!

just used my mcdonald’s points to redeem snapchat+

I have a very non-woke opinion about that cruise ship with the virus.

I knew Logan was a place but tell me why I thought he meant Logan, Utah