today’s the last day a woman has never been vice president

GOP traded 400,000 American lives for 234 Trump judges & tax cuts for the rich

If you start watching the extended edition of Lord of the Rings trilogy now, by the time it finishes Donald Trump will no longer be president.

Y’all fumbled Bernie Sanders TWICE?! And expect him to dress up to this gathering ? Y’all lucky he came 😂😂

Okay, just one more for the Bernie pile. Bernie in Lord of the Rings.

White supremacy didn't start with Donald Trump. It didn't fly away in that helicopter yesterday either. It's still "expel the members of Congress who voted to overturn the election & incited an insurrection." Period.

Recentemente Pazuello foi rude c/ repórter q perguntou sobre Butantan "Fizemos um contrato de mais R$ 80 mi. Você sabia disso? Pois é" O Butantan não viu UM CENTAVO desse larjã Bolsonaro gastou R$ 90 milhões c/ cloroquina, ivermectina etc Infos NOVAS e + detalhes no fio:

i put eyes on the cat’s bed and could not be happier with the result

Millennials hold 4.8% of all wealth. There are now 40-year-old Millennials. At the same age, Gen X had 9% of wealth. Boomers had 21% The largest generation in history did what the system told them to do and became the most-educated in history. Now they're the poorest in history

Me when I’m marathoning LOTR with my friends:

Holy shit… if Twitter broke down right now, we would be forced to go outside and talk to real people.

BREAKING: IATSE Members in TV and Film Production Voted to Authorize the first nationwide industry strike in our 128-year history. 98.68% voted yes, and voter turnout among eligible members was nearly 90% #IASolidarity #IATSEVoted

Damn… IG goes down the day I’m supposed to open my tattoo books for the first time ever 🥲 If anyone here on Twitter wants to get tattooed this week in LA, let me know

I'm still not using LinkedIn

oh she’s going places

#DaveChappelle is a vile human actively attacking minorities who are already a target of constant harassment. And #JohnMulaney is as disgusting for actively supporting, platforming & exposing his audience to this type of derogatory ambush and verbal abuse.

Jeff Bezos’ recreational space trip cost $2,540,000 per minute, and we’re still arguing about whether the billionaires need to be taxed.

I thought I'd leave these here. Just in case, hypothetically, the new potential owner of Twitter decides to bar videos critiquing billionaires and the system that enables them.