henlo everyone❤️me and my gf Luna Knapers 🏳️‍⚧️ are gonna be moving in together and we're struggling with money for medicine. any help would be appreciated❤️be it a donation or a nsfw commission (DM me for those please❤️) my paypal incase you can/want to help❤️ paypal.com/paypalme/Gwenn…

When skrillex said “salsa on my balls boys, we rowdy”, I felt that

about leaving.

you hoped for love, and the stars revealed that it starts with you. how easy it is to forget that you are your own greatest love, but how wonderful to remember

Reason #27 to take my microphone away from me

thought about 40 year old women in fishnets for too long and got lightheaded and my nose started bleeding

There’s a woman at the bar who is cheering the debate at unpredictable intervals and I was completely unable to figure out her politics until we realized she’s playing bingo

i want to choke the fuck out of my old self for thinking thats what love was

the palestinian death count somehow being stuck at 40,000 for months now when there are nonstop massacres and entire regions being obliterated everyday, has to be considered genocide denialism

got guest listed for some exclusive NY fashion week event and i guess they accidentally sent out the wrong time so nobody is here and the people who are here aren’t dancing and there’s this one plant in the corner whose pot is too small and it keeps tipping over on its own.

Just a reminder that an "exemption for rape" means that the pregnant person has to get the legal system involved and convince it that she was really a rape victim, and--if she succeeds--by that time her embryo will be in kindergarten.

one time i saw the foo fighters for $13 and got a free funnel cake. actually i saw the foo fighters for free and then paid $13 for a funnel cake like an idiot but the other way around sounds cooler even though its the same thing for the same amount of money

moving to the east coast and if anyone calls me dude im telling them its cultural appropriation

sigh im drunk now and theres not even any dykes here

hello do any of our sweet friends know anyone in gainesville who would be willing to host 5 quiet members of a band called pretty bitter from oct. 24— oct. 27? we will bring you snacks & presents & are very clean!!

im at a 2nd party now this one actually has people but i think im the only tranny here and worse yet i think im the only girl here whose tummy jiggles

2 obvious cishet girls walked out of the bathroom together at the same time then me and my friend went in together and the doorman stopped the door and tried to tell us we couldn’t go in together so my friend yelled at him and pushed the door closed new york is one hell of a city

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