The interviewer when he tries to call the references on my CV & the phone in my pocket starts vibrating:

IT'S HAPPENING!!!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!

Arne Slot has turned us from Believers to Doubters.

changing the meaning of the sample by flipping the lyrics “I’ll erase away your pain” into sounding like “i’ll be late for that” is some crazy music shit

Oh’to be disgustingly educated. To have a degree with your name on it. To enter rooms & raise the standard. To know your stuff & to know it well. To have knowledge nobody can take from you. Such a big flex. & most importantly, to be in alignment with God…

Like prime Barca tbh

Remontada juice reserved for Sporting

Over the two legs of PSG v Liverpool Mo Salah played the most balls into the box (12), had the highest xA (0.52), 2nd most touches in the box (14), and 3rd most chances created - of all players for both sides. He played 59 out of a possible 180 mins.

The Internet is a very brutal place

This football club vs PSG (both legs): 0 Goals 4 Goals Conceded Benched Salah both legs 2 Gakpo Cameos ASS 🔥🔥🔥

Mo Salah chanted off as he leaves Anfield in his last Champions League game for Liverpool 😢

Mohamed Salah has played his final Champions League game for Liverpool 🥹

Golito de Lookman. AURA.

Our thoughts on this significant and poignant day, as always, are with all those affected by the tragedy at Hillsborough and we pause in memory of the 97 fans who will never be forgotten.

After much thought and consideration, it is my sole decision to postpone my show in Marseille, France until further notice.

LAMELO BALL IN THE CLUTCH TO WIN IT FOR CHARLOTTE 🔥🔥🔥 THE HORNETS END MIAMI'S SEASON IN A THRILLER!

Hornets put out the Heat.

I know it takes time to understand the sincerity of my commitment to make amends I take full responsibility for what’s mine but I don’t want to put my fans in the middle of it My fans are everything to me Looking forward to the next shows See you at the top of the globe 🌏