Pumpkin seeds are a lot like toxic men. I want them inside me even though I know they'll destroy me

My birthday gift to myself is permission to live louder, bolder, stronger & more nakedly. If you think I’m hot & funny, please tell someone you know to follow me. I promise when I hit 10K on IG I’ll do another shoot like this with @louisandhiscamera but with more butt this time

Nothing is more terrifying than being on line for the only bathroom at a party and having someone knock on the door and say, "hey abby, it's me. can i talk to you?"

New York’s expecting anywhere from 3 to 16 inches and we won’t know until it’s here? What is this, a snowstorm or a third date?

Did you know the reason American sunscreen sucks is the FDA hasn’t approved new ingredients for it since the 80s? If the nazis in our government love white people so much it’d be cool if instead of deporting people of color they helped us not age like an old leather handbag

Bart and Fart ,AKA seal team snacks!

All the Google stock.

Wonton !!! Large

Beef tongue!!!!😍

Is butter delicious?😍

Farrah Fawcett "10" homage!!!! Hehehe

Fucked.

Incubus...inky

youtube.com/shorts/mgaXoOK… Stef Zamorano Jimmy Dore

SAC LA BLUR!!!😍😎

63$...?

Unusual dish...I'm " storing" it here..!! Lol youtube.com/shorts/N46m2sd…

That's actually kind of scary..😐

Awwwww!!lol. No wayy??lol😍😎

Those are draw strings for curtains.