For those who don’t know.. youtu.be/iXqXUmiaiOE

I had a joke about demons, but I didn't want to throw shade.

At first glance, I felt like this meant something, but then I remembered that the sign on I-70 just outside Baltimore says 2200 miles to Cove Fort, CA - 1200 miles is more than half (54.54%) of the east-west distance across the US.

"Confused? You won't be after this episode..."

Of all the major billionaire heroes in Marvel Entertainment & DC Comics - Wayne, Ollie Queen, Danny Rand, Stark, Prof X - are there any self-made? Some villains are: Luthor, Norman Osborn, Doom Even in worlds where spider bites grant superpowers, seems that amassing a fortune is immoral.

Second time in as many weeks I've had homemade wings and watched #WhatIf on a Wednesday. I rather like this tradition, even if it means a LOT of prep and cleanup (my poor air fryer).

Attacks happen -> we need more troops -> attacks stop -> we need to withdraw troops -> attacks happen -> we need more troops -> attacks stop -> we need to withdraw troops -> attacks happen -> we need more troops -> attacks stop -> we need to withdr Until the end of fucking time.

Green Lantern, and I will DIE on this hill, thankyouverymuch

I spent last night thinking of medical work arounds for this horrific law, until it is rectified in the courts. So, this is what I would tell my daughter or her friends if they were in Texas. [I know this isn't enough, but as a mom, and doctor, I am sharing my thoughts].

On Rosh HaShanah it is written, and on Yom Kippur it is sealed Who will live, and who will perish Who will fuck around, and who will find out

Doing some research on donors to Texas legislators who sponsored the state's new abortion ban — a law that allows ANYONE TO SUE ANYONE who helps a woman get an abortion in Texas and receive 10K The top donor to the sponsors of this law? TEXANS FOR LAWSUIT REFORM Not a joke.

scallops / scallions prosecco / prosciutto What words (foods?) can you not keep separate in your head, no matter how hard you try?

1st tweet in months, to put FedEx on blast. Delivery delayed a day: fine, things happen Yesterday, driver lied about attempt to deliver - saw our driveway and bounced CustServ was wrong that they could reroute to a distro center today Now scheduled for NEXT Friday, 8 days late

How to suck at your job (Web Design edition). This is why tech needs QA!

Cited Van Wilder to my therapist today: "worry is like a rocking chair - gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere". Thanks Ryan Reynolds!

Eating my words slightly, as "fawning" Mags' book was certainly not. But she did sit on all that at the time. Which is shitty ethics.