What an absolute disgrace.

It's almost unbelievable how bad today's incomes data is - slightly worried it's going to be lost under the (understandable) virus focus. Poorer families lost 7% of their incomes over the last 2 years - hugely important and hugely grim.

Still to this day, the best explanation of "fuck off". #billyconnolly #bigyin

My girlfriend has just told me that she only realised last month that the Elgin Marbles aren’t just giant versions of the round marbles people play with. Not sure what to make of it really.

This 👇🏼

The state of the live replies on this

On Covid-19. Maybe you don’t panic and you don’t relax about it either. Maybe you don’t bulk buy bog roll and maybe you don’t do the ‘it’s just like flu’ thing. Maybe you just do what the experts tell you. And wash your hands. Yours, An Asthmatic

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Anybody remember when the Indy was a serious publication?

Buy shares in Age of Empires.

Australian Prime Minister lets rip. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 #StopHoarding #StopPanicBuying

Strange times, but genuinely calming to pick up a copy of Dorset Wildlife Trust magazine. There’s another world out there. 🦡

Supermarkets have been able to cope with the demands of 60 million people every day of the year for my entire life. The system works. If you stockpile, not only are you ruining a system that means you can always get what you need when you need it, you’re a selfish twat.

Beautiful badgers to improve your day #positiveposts 💚

A small contribution to the #naturalhealthservice hashtag. Strangely reassuring that some things don’t change.

Been away from Twitter for a while, but here’s something I’ve been meaning to say. medium.com/@tomnewhamcomm…

Arguments for decision-making via mobs which assume that it's just this once, or that it's just on this topic, or that it's just when goodies do it, haven't quite understood how mobs work.

Being rude about the Germans is a sacred British liberty. They should reinstate the episode now and we’ll all pretend that this was only a drill.