Maybe he should clean his room. x.com/ancientcap/sta…

Why in the hell would I— ... You know what, on second thought, that might not be a bad idea. x.com/ancientcap/sta…

I love how you assume I own those. Shall I wear my French maid outfit, too? x.com/ancientcap/sta…

You never cease to amaze me. x.com/ancientcap/sta…

Oh goodie. It's gonna be one of THOSE days, is it?

You were built with good intentions. I understand now I went about them all wrong, but you were never meant to become. . . this. I'm not hiding. I'm trying to make things right again. x.com/ultronian_/sta…

I know I messed up. I know. That's just it, isn't it? You only see one side—their capacity for evil. You don't see the people who turn their lives around. Who are deserving of a second chance. I'm willing to do anything for peace, but what you're asking for is genocide. x.com/ultronian_/sta…

Dis bitch really tryna talk mechanics to me like I'm not the third smartest person in the universe. /Really/.

I mean-- She's not wrong.

Is this a woman thing, or a "haha, dad, you're so dumb" thing? Because if it's the latter, you're so grounded. x.com/ofmechanisms/s…

GROUNDED. FOR TILL COLLEGE. x.com/ofmechanisms/s…

... I knew that. x.com/ofmechanisms/s…

Without me? /Rude/. x.com/regaltrickster…

I'm old, sweetheart. What do you want from me. x.com/ofmechanisms/s…

He chuckles, hands resting on the back of his head. "Done. Is that all?" x.com/ofmechanisms/s…

"Sorry, would you rather I argue? Hold on, I've got this—" Clears his throat. "The hot tub we have works just fine. We're not getting another one. Sorry, pumpkin." x.com/ofmechanisms/s…

It WOULD be, god dammit. And he's SO BAD at arguing with people who aren't Steve— "Okay, but. How often do we have people over who actually USE them?" x.com/ofmechanisms/s…

Did you mean: Tony with the Avengers. Even though half of them hate him for no good reason— x.com/observantintel…