ICYMI…Here’s the Summer Camp schedule that really matters…

I’m 100% this guy.

GTFO. The world is not real.

Oye…okay Cyclones…what’s the ruling? Hawkeyes v Huskers? Seriously? There’s no in-state brotherly love here, is there? We take the Hoiberg Huskers all day, right? 🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️

Poker needs this more than any solver…

Somebody in Ames, Iowa, needs to get some Sopranos shit lined up to make sure this doesn’t happen twice in one year… 🌪️🌪️🌪️

Does this mean we can win an ESPY?

Does this mean we can win an ESPY?

I really regret missing this rally…

I want Japan’s America back…

Perché tutte le nuove persone qui sono giapponesi? Voglio parlare con gli Italiani!

Perché tutti le persone nuove qui sono Japanese? Voglio parlare con i Italiani!

Someone tell these people to stake me for the Main…

Odds had to be at least 10:1. This was a lock.

This man needs more honors and recognition than the internet can provide. He needs a Nobel. A Time POY. A Presidential Medal.

Donny Osmond Wayne Newton Englebert Humperdink Penn & Teller David Copperfield Carrot Top ALL of these people are still advertising shows in Las Vegas. NOT all of these people can possibly still be alive. 🤔

I GOT ☝️ HERE! WHO NEEDS A TICKET?!? The insanity is real. I just found tix to **TONIGHT’S** reopening of Phish at the Sphere for just $49 each. BUT, they were only sold as pairs. If anyone IS IN VEGAS NOW and wants to see Phish TONIGHT (Thurs 4/16) I have an extra. HMU.

Had no clue a new Bond movie was coming. Then this song pops up on the weekly playlist, and it couldn’t be anything other than a Bond song. In an era where “the new” seems to always lay waste to traditions, this nails the 007 aura… open.spotify.com/track/2vd3HbaE…

Suddenly understanding why they’re so uncomfortable to be around…

I live on the edge of the worst hellscape you ever hear about in San Francisco, and I hear birds waking me up every morning…