“You see Drake Maye scored 30, again”

Cult in which I am a member: Kanye Fans

☀️Is it really the SSRIs or is it that the Patriots are 8-2

Being mean to men puts me in such a good mood!!!!!!

I want science to find a way to bottle Jonas Brother biceps and prescribe it to me daily

"Why are Patriots fans celebrating the Bills losing like this?" Pats fans:

For those that moved to the South, please say the following statement 25 times — “We DO NOT call the cops on kids doing donuts in empty parking lots.” We don’t do that. You don’t do that. Thank you.

For the First Time in 7 years the New England Patriots are going back to the Super Bowl The long drought is finally over

Drake, part of your Super Bowl training as the future Dynasty QB of America is to learn this prayer

Anyone else on John Kirikau tok? That man is so FOIIIINNNEE

The United States of America has rammed the Betsy Ross into the anus of the sport of hockey and IT IS CONQUERED!!!!! USA 🇺🇸USA 🇺🇸USA 🇺🇸

Unironically Joe Dirt might be one of the best movies ever made best stories ever told

Back in my day we had a word for looksmaxxing, it was called metrosexuals.

Kanye never left I never left Kanye

Just go ahead and draft em all 🧍‍♂️

In the last week I’ve gone from Heat on Heat off Heat off windows open A/C on A/C off windows open Windows closed Windows closed heat on

Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that

Happy 420 to all millennials and Taurus; special s/o to my goat Randy Marsh before dumbass that Tegridy storyline

How can we continue to allow "I'm down for that" and "I'm up for that" to mean the same thing

He goon on my crab til i ran