READY TO FIGHT CRIME.

And write tickets.

“Criminals hand yourselves over now because if I have to hunt you down I will and it will not be pretty.” Currently partaking in a donut.

ROLLS. “You fell for my trap. By taking the time to acknowledge my statement you have outed yourself as a criminal. We will be taking a trip to downtown.” Consider yourself: BUSTED.

She forgot her CUFFS, but she’s going to play it cool.

“On second thought!! I’ve decided to let you off with a warning. Don’t let me catch you being a no good criminal again.”

She just got here. She is ONE woman cut her some slack.

EESH, I don’t get paid enough for this.