How you doin’ ?

Spent too much time pirating.. all my baby nicknames are bucko, matey, and captain related🤓

He’s wearing 9mo clothes and he’s 3mo old. Big boi 😝😎

In case you didn’t know, making a baby completely destroys your body. Like all of it goes out the window.

I mean he’s worth it so.

Happy turkeys!

Miss all my online friends! Can’t even sit down at a keyboard, he knows and cries. ! Maybe later I’ll have more time.

People say that many things are hard. Most of the time they just mean that it takes time to do. Is it hard or is it time consuming?

Just remembering when you and your twin sister were 8.5-9 months pregnant at the grocery store and when you got in line all 6 people in front of you took one look and said “hell you two better go to the front”

8mo baby boi loves to look out the window

How do we normalize Uber and Lyft in our parents mindsets? My mom says she needs a ride home from the mechanics. She lives 4 minutes away from them. Whereas I live 45 minutes away. May I send a carriage my lady? No I am not “ditching” you. I promise, my lady. 🫠

Why we talk about shite when we could be talking about how Connor McGregor accidentally punched Jake Gyllenhaal in the face because he doesn’t know how to fake fight. Way more hilarious.🤣🤣

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Agatha all along ! youtu.be/VpyzRNzLwAs?si… can’t wait 😛

Can’t wait for douchebag America . Why does anyone think this tv show will be successful