Let the record show that I, for one, am VERY proud of Steven for finally growing a neck. I am thus far unaware of the regular neck growth rate in humans; however, I know he’s doing his best.

Oh, good job! I wouldn’t expect a human of your... stature to put up such a fight. Of course the authorities will be after you shortly, so good luck with that.

Absolutely not! Delete this at once, Lapis, it’s repulsive to even read such a thing.

It really is tasteless to expose Steven to such behavior.

Oh, I would a b s o l u t e l y like to file a report, Barbara. It is so lovely that you’re here to take responsibility for the heinous things I’ve been exposed to.

You’re a little delinquent, always posting about... ... ... ...I’ve seen your apartment, too, it was filthy.

Get in line

I’m not putting that inside of my body... but I will certainly come over to discuss the issue!

The overwhelming need for humans to fornicate constantly is likely the reason for your technological inferiority. Well, a few billion years stand between the dawn of our civilizations as well, but still...

You remembered you like men?

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𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐧 “𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘐 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘺, 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯!” sᴜʀᴘ/ᴍᴠʀᴘ 𝟷𝟾+ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ ᴄᴀsᴜᴀʟ/ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴡᴀs sᴜsᴘᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ @ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀᴢᴏɴᴇs ♡ & ʀᴛ!

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Daily reminder that Pearl handed the biggest roast in Steven Universe history

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