The arena DJ blasting Feliz Navidad during a brawl makes it 10x better Spittin' Chiclets

Criminalsimpsons Maybe single people like recent episodes; we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.

In Washington, a four-hundred-ten pound convicted killer is fighting his execution on constitutional grounds. He claims that, if he is hanged, his head will be completely torn from his body, which would amount to "cruel and unusual punishment." Now, having your head completely

I'm sorry I thought this was America

This first pitch, good as gold 🥇 Alysa Liu became the first American woman to win Olympic gold in figure skating since 2002!

ShitpostGateway The director of the Civil Police of Goiás in the late 1990s was named Hitler Mussolini.

Still together 50 years later. No scandals. No cheating. No drama. Just pure love.

And finally, legendary pool hustler Minnesota Fats passed away Wednesday. You know, now he's probably up in Heaven, racking them up for a game with Saint Peter. Or maybe he's in Hell, where demons gnaw at his flesh, and the agonies of the damned never cease. Either way, he'll

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This week, President Clinton made history when he nominated Madeline Albright to be the first female Secretary of State. Responding to critics who say that she is not the best choice, the President insisted, quote, "She looks a lot better after a couple of drinks."

This might be the craziest way to win a state championship. The kid struck out, but the pitch hit the dirt and nobody threw to first because the other team thought the game was over. While they were celebrating, the runners kept going...

"Oh no! Our boat is sinking!" "It was I, you fools! The man you trusted isn't Wavy Gravy at all... And all this time, I've been smoking harmless tobacco!"

I really appreciate that Mr Burns takes matters into his own hands when it comes to implementing evil schemes

"Can't wait to start my new job at JP Morgan" The job:

It’s 330am on July 5th, 1985, 18th inning of a game between the Mets/Braves. The Braves are down 11-10 and down to their last hitter. They send reliever Rick Camp, who had a batting average of .062. Beautiful call by legendary broadcaster, John Sterling. Rest easy, John