Positive Pants on and heading over (properly) to my new 🕷️🌈🏳️‍⚧️MadCatLadyJules.bsky.social home. Weaning off here gradually while I find all the lovely mutual peeps on the light side 😸😁

No.2 son, after I’d slaved all day at work and then produced a frankly delicious supper: ‘Would you like help clearing up or prefer me just to go up to my room and relax….’ #SerpentsTooth

When you’re snuggling with bae and the human is taking photos. #AngryDora #SnugglySanti 😽

Night night. Said Clare. From under my duvet 😽

When you’ve been away with work and someone’s pretending you’re not home 🙄

Three more working days before I retire from my job of 20 years. The cats think it’s a life of leisure from now. They are wrong!! #NoRestForTheWicked WTAF? Said Serj.

#RetirementDayBreakfast 😁🍸

Is it just me, or is Tinder just super complicated?🤔 Fuck sake - no wonder I’m still single 🙄

When you’re old and blind and can’t quite figure out what’s going on🥹 #HouseRenovations #ConfusedPupper

I can’t lie. This is absolutely my most favourite delivery EVER 🥰 P.S She’s a reconditioned model but still the single most expensive item I have ever (and WILL ever!!) purchased 😱

Maybe it’s just me, but Djokovic needs to stop pulling the medical card when he’s up against it. #GoMuller 🎾🎾🎾

‘From medical time out to 5-2’ Says it all for me 🙄 Djokovic isn’t feeling well…..

Absolutely not moving, foolish human. Said Santi. Is my bed. Mine. #SleepySmiley

I’m sorry, but…..

Dem sofa curves….. #SillySerj

#Lionesses Simply fabulous ⚽️

Work in progress, but getting there😁

That time on your birthday when you’re scrolling through trying to prove your age and your cat is having none of it 😑 FU Santi - don’t come crying to me when you want a snack 🤨