My dream job is Bills locker room intimacy coordinator

Goodnight camaradas...

Regarding the buffalo bills' performance:

Damn I thought dry January meant I wasn't supposed to use lotion.

The straight chick I'm seeing referred to herself as a size queen. Our culture is not your costume

"I think I'm gonna take a tolerance break." = My cart is bone dry and I'm broke as hell.

Disappointed that battlefield kind of wimped out on the whole Wagner battalion as the bad guys thing. The evil mercs use an amalgam of western/central European gear. The only Russian vehicle is a sukhoi 57, and that's just cause it's the only thing on earth comparable to an f-22

My parents are loving Mitch Trubisky. Inside handoff, outside handoff, play action pass to the tight end. "That's all you need to do, none of that scrambling around bullshit that Allen does."

pov: you're back home for the holidays and you open Grindr

I keep telling women that I'm a fat fucking chud. They don't even argue, they just say "me too"

butch did 9/11

I've got this one loaded in the chamber for Sunday night

sell Josh Allen into white slavery

If I die in some horrible accident where my remains are completely obliterated you still have to put me in a full length coffin for a 6'3 guy. I don't want the huzz at my funeral thinking I was a manlet

I'm such a fat fucking chud

Guys, gold is UP. Bitcoin is FALLING. I have a plan to save crypto... GoldCoin, crypto indexed to the price of gold Hit me up economists

I thought I was feeding sunflower seeds to the local mourning doves. Turns out I've been feeding mourning doves to the local Cooper's hawk.

I am goated at naming animals. rose.systems/animalist

today I lost my favorite hiking buddy, a mediocre bird dog, a good for nothing layabout, a shameless mooch, a wingman, and a dear companion of 13 years. His name was Hudson. I was so fortunate to have known him and I'll treasure his memory as long as I live.

people who hate Bran POV chapters are show first fake fans. There's a thread running throughout asoiaf of everyone ignoring the rising supernatural threats to focus on petty political squabbles. Meanwhile these prestige tv sickos think the fantasy elements are the distraction