I feel your pain, m'lord Porkchop. #thatsyournameright RT Samwell Tarly WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME AND WANT TO STICK ME IN WEIRD PLACES?

Ser, do you need a squire? Or you, ser? #standinginsomethingcalledthesquareoftimes #wearingmybestpurpledoublet #nobodyevenlookstwice

Half of these ladies look like lords and half the lords like ladies. #thisisstressfulforasquire #andthatladyofferedtoshowmehermanhood

It's raining. Outside, I mean. #InsideItOnlyRainsBlows #imTwelveWithASpeechImpedimentWhatDoYouWantFromMeChurchill

@AryaSheWolf I'm very sorry. I mean. For your loss. It wasn't my doing, I promise! #lookbeingaddresseddirectlymakesmereallyanxiousisall