OBERYN WOULD HAVE LIVED IF HE A HAD A CLEANER SPEAR!

//Watching Shaun of the Dead now and they all look like Oberyn

To Oberyn's fool of a squire *Liam Neeson voice* I will hunt you, I will find you, and I will kill you (with a clean axe)

"IF ANYONE DIES WITH AN UNCLEANED SWORD, I'LL RAPE HIS FUCKING CORPSE!"

//I shipped Gregeryn

I /was/ going to interfere in the fight but my axe needed polishing

Behind the scenes: me and Arya take bets on Brienne vs The Hound #TheChildren

...I lost

It'll be fun meeting the Gravedigger. He seems like a really nice...oh shit

Will Lady Stoneheart still have me hung? Can I be more hung?

Me and Arya were actually watching Vaes Dothrak vs Oldtown during the fight #WorldCup300AL

@nedsArya We're lucky the Vale has good 3G

@nedsArya Not as dead as Jhogo after that foul

@nedsArya All men must score

*Casually nibbles on Hot Pie's bread for Arya* She didn't want it

"@PenguinTruths: Roughly 43% of all twitter users are secretly penguins" 𝑬𝑴𝑴𝑨𝑆𝑁𝑂𝑊 ❆

//3 of Michelle Fairley's characters' children have fallen from a window or rooftop

@NedsArya Daario Naharis Yes, I was attacked by one

#BRA fans right now

Watching #BrazilvsGermany is like watching Theon Greyjoy defend Winterfell