admit it: you love having fun

working in tech is so funny because everyone's always trying to get you off world

tech companies be like: do an EVA right fucking now

the tech company CEOs all got together and decided to send all their employees to space

they should let you go to new york and hang out at the bars after you win

happy smiles spit on crepe lime

Don't Worry Darling cast member named Dick who's involved with all the drama but only because everyone thinks his name's Dunk and he gets fuckin pissed

pissed off Don't Worry Darling cast member that no one recognizes

nice outfits Jerry but shouldn't you be on the set of Seinfeld 😅

did y'all see that guy at the Don't Worry Darling press conference going off on all the other cast members? I didn't recognize him

me when the Olive Garden employee says they're out of Italian food

me when my name is Chris Pine but they mistake me for someone named C. Pine

can you imagine fighting off an intruder in this house? you'd be bouncing from wall to wall, falling down the stairs, hitting your head, etc.

the queen is gonna come back with huge muscles and perfect posture and y'all are gonna feel really stupid

ham and cheese palace